I often find that items on Facebook marketplace will sit for months at a time, garnering no interest whatsoever except for a few paltry views. Sure, you get a couple of tire kickers, lowballers, and occasional random internet. But I’ve found it’s really about the price, pictures, item, availability, proximity, or really anything else other than is it MARKETED well. Sure, it’s hard to create buzz for a pair of used shoes, however, I’ve never had an item set for more than four days. Why? Humor! Let’s just take a look at a few gems I listed tonight. It would appear that I am bitter to some people, but they would just be reading it wrong. I interject lighthearted humor for no reason other than to try to make people smile. I’ve been criticized as seeking attention, being vulgar, trying to win a popularity contest, and a few other things. But the feedback has been overwhelmingly positive, so I’m going to keep with it. Enjoy below.
https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/578571833272904/
https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/402774071231667/
